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Better paranoid than busted. There was literally nothing else for them to stop for. It was five in the morning, so it was just me and the cops. They could only have stopped to check me out, and I was stoned as fuck, no way to hide it, which is why I started to wobble home as soon as I saw them. The sprint home was fucking impressive considering I could barely walk a few seconds before.

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